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13.06.2025 01:22

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I overcome attachment issues?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Do married men like sucking dick?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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No way
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...